Brady Says:
"Pants! Pants! Pants! I'll pants you if you come over here!"
(Said just now to Tommy in the other room...What?!?!)
"I have ten jobs for you, Mom. First, have lunch. Second, play outside. Third, do homework. Third, play at Emma's house. Third, clean my room. Third..."
"What number is it before we get to the store?"
"Do you remember the song I learned at school today, Mom?"
(me: "No, what song did you learn?")
"I don't remember. Sing it for me."
"This is ridiculous!"
(Often said when things aren't going his way.)
"I'm in-arable, Mom. That means I want Halloween to happen RIGHT NOW!"
(The house is unusually cold, but Brady is undeterred.)
"Mom, I'm hot." (His body sags and the tongue rolls out.) "This house is SO hot! Can I have a popsicle?"
"Okay, what, are you kidding about this?"
"Mangooos!"
"I'm winning, Mama." <pause> "Am I winning?"
"I jrumped over the bean bag! Did you see me jrump?!"
"That's what I always say funny."